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Salta

January 30, 2005 · Leave a Comment

I’ve been in Salta for four days now without writing anything about it–including that I ended up here instead of in Bariloche. After convincing myself and everyone else that I was heading to the Lake District from Buenos Aires, I had a change of heart at the bus station and decided at the last minute to come north. So far, nothing to regret. Salta is a province in the extreme northwest corner of Argentina, right by Bolivia (where I’m going next) and Chile (where I’m going after that). The city of Salta is adorable, even though there are a ton of tourists–it’s in a sort of valley and they have all these random churches and cute little historical buildings scattered around. It’s the rainy season here, supposedly, but so far I haven’t seen much sign of it, except for the fact that the uberfamous Tren a las Nubes (Train to the Clouds) doesn’t run right now because there are so many landslides at this time of year. I was furious about that for about 5 minutes, considering that was almost the sole reason I came to Salta in the first place–but don’t worry, I got over it. Plus, I got to take the “fake train”, (my name for it–it’s actually a tour bus that follows the route of the train) yesterday and it was incredible.

The amazing thing about the mountains here is how many different kinds there are. We started out in a gorge yesterday with pretty standard brown scrubby mountains on either side… but from there we passed onto others made of giant red boulders with cactuses just perched in every crevice–the whole thing looked like it was going to collapse at any minute. Farther on there were other, completely different mountains… some with huge grooves in them from the erosion, others that had 7 or more different colored layers of exposed rock, and other, wrinkly red or yellow or grey cliffs that were completely and totally bare and towered over the road, others with snow… I could keep going, but I’m sure you get the picture.

Oh yeah, and we also visited the salt flats. I’m not going to talk much about them right now, cause I’m visiting some in Bolivia in a few days, except to say how strange it was to see this giant, completely and totally flat expanse of white right in the middle of the desert. The guide told us that the salt is up to 30 meters deep in some places. We also saw the “pools”–basically, workers hack hundreds of square holes about 10ft. x 10 x 2 in the solid salt, then when the pools fill up with water and enough salt has settled to the bottom, they collect it and sell it. But… it takes 13 hours to dig one of those things, then a year for the salt to settle… they get about 2 tons out of each one, which they sell for all of 12 pesos per ton. Doing some quick mental math, that makes a grand total of 24 pesos per pool–after 13 hours and a year. 24 pesos is about 8 dollars. Yeah. wow.

Sorry, that was a side note. Salta is one of the poorest provinces in Argentina, except for Jujuy, which is where I’m going next. The difference between here and Buenos Aires is so huge… Buenos Aires has bad places, yeah, but in general (I’m sure you’ve heard this before) it’s almost European. But here? On the outskirts of the larger towns around here, the houses are basically shacks, and there are large numbers of people in the province that don’t have running water or electricity.

It’s definitely food for thought, and more to come, I’m sure, as I head north into Jujuy province (that’s pronounced Hu-Hooey, by the way) and then Bolivia. Tomorrow I’m leaving at 5:30am for Humahuaca, a tiny little town about 5 hours farther north, then on Tuesday I’m hopping the Bolivian border. None of that was in my original travel plan at all, but right now I’m psyched, and believe it or not, It’s actually really cool to travel alone (not that you can exactly be ALONE at the hostel, but you know what I mean).

Categories: argentina

unsolved mysteries

January 27, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Yeah, so a 20-hour bus ride gives you way too much time to think. This has nothing to do with anything, but if you like random lists, here’s mine of unsolved Argentine mysteries.

13. How does the economy here function when you can’t count on getting change for any bill over AR$20 (that would be about US$6.60)? And if you can’t get change for bills larger than that, WHY do the ATMs all give out $100s?

12. Why on earth do they need so many statues and monuments? There’s one on practically every street corner. And on that topic, the obelisk in Buenos Aires has to be the most pointless monument ever…

11. Is it really necessary for every single fruit to have a different name here than anywhere else in the Spanish-speaking world? I’ve been here for almost 5 months and menus still trip me up.

10. How can they justify having a subway that closes at 10:30 pm? This topic does not make me happy, so moving on…

9. Just how many words are there to describe different kinds of protests and strikes? I can come up with 6 off the top of my head: huelga, paro, marcha, manifestación, caserolazo, piquete… but I’m sure there are others.

8. How are the dogs all so well-behaved? (um, except for the minor thing about making nasty messes all over the sidewalks…) I love Sandy (my golden retriever, for those who don’t know) dearly, but I would not want to walk 15 of him at once. Every time I see a dog-walker go by with that many leashes, I wonder what they would do if they saw a squirrel. Never seems to happen, though, and I can’t figure out why.

7. Why does it seem that the average Argentine knows more about U.S. politics than the average American? That’s just embarassing.

6. Why do they not have daylight saving time here? Everyone stays out so late anyways, it would just make sense. If there’s ever a country that needed a little clock adjustment, it’s Argentina. Nothing like coming out of a club at 5:30am into BROAD daylight, let me tell you. (Actually, my host family’s theory is that “it’s because of corruption”–the daylight saving thing, not the club thing–but since that’s their theory for everything, I’m still not quite sure).

5. They eat nothing but carbs and meat. They eat superlate at night. They don’t even exercise all that much on average. How is it that the entire nation isn’t waddlingly overweight?

4. Can somebody, once and for all, give me a nice simple answer to the question of “what is Peronism?” We spent almost 4 weeks talking about it in one of my classes, and I’m more confused now than I was before.

3. OK, whose idea was it to make the 50 centavo piece look almost exactly like the 25 centavo piece? Ditto the 5 and 10 centavo coins. It may have seemed funny at first, but it gets old real fast when you’re trying to find change for the bus. (In all fairness, they seem to be trying to change it… but it almost makes it worse, because now you have 2 different types of 25 and 5 centavo coins to worry about, a.k.a. twice the fun).

2. And since I mentioned buses, what in the world am I expected to do with those dumb little receipts the colectivos give out? It isn’t like anybody checks whether you have one, and I haven’t ever heard of anyone getting their 80 centavos back after they bought a ticket. I was going to wallpaper my room with them, but they don’t even last that long before they start fading.

1. And the #1 unsolved mystery for me? HOW do those worker guys get anything done at all if they stop every time a woman under 65 walks by to yell supposedly macho yet wonderfully creative pickup lines at her? As far as I can tell, this happens about every 5 seconds, which leads me to a groundbreaking theory on the Argentine economy… but I’ll write more on that some other time.

Categories: argentina

random thoughts from BsAs

January 24, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Before I continue, I’d like to clear up a few things:

1. If you are here for purely recreational purposes, you’ll probably be bored stiff. Basically, this blog is dedicated to all the people who are tired of constantly wondering where I’ve disappeared to, so if that doesn’t describe you… well, go ahead and read all you want, but remember you’ve been warned.

2. I am figuring out that writing to a mixed audience is harder than I thought (hi, Mom). So I will probably be including too much information for some people and not enough for others. You can either deal with it and email me to clear up anything you don’t understand, or go ahead and feel superior if you already knew what I was talking about.

3. I ramble. Get used to it. Hey, at least it’s not taking up email space anymore.

With that said….

It’s a gorgeous monday (gorgeous because it’s amazingly warm and sunny out, and also because, did I mention, my UBA classes don’t start for another month and a half.)–and I’m back in asado-land, staying with my host family from last semester for a couple of days before I start travelling. Right now I’m thinking I’ll head first to the Lake District, maybe Bariloche, and then over to Chile, take a boat from Puerto Montt down south and end up in Usuaia. But I’ve already changed my mind about 6 times since I got here, and I’m taking a strange delight in leaving everything up in the air until the last minute, just because I can. I’m travelling alone for at least the first part of the trip–I’ve never done that before and I’m superexcited about it.

Buenos Aires is beautiful right now, kind of quiet (I noticed it most when I out in Palermo last weekend), but really, I’m not quite sure why everyone here kept telling me that the heat was so unbearable and no one in their right mind stays in the city in january. It’s hot and kind of humid, but in my opinion it’s waaay better than Iowa in the summer. I think they’re wimps. Or maybe it just has something to do with the porteƱo desire to be top in every category. They’re really fond of pointing out how their summers aren”t just be hot, they’re incredibly, stiflingly hot, their winters (which are laughable to anyone who has spent even one day at Midd during J-term) are horribly cold, Avenida de Julio is the widest street in the world (I guess maybe, but technically it’s not all one street) and Argentina has the most plastic surgery and psychologists per capita of any country in the world (could be true). But the funny thing is that they don’t do this with only the things you think they’d be bragging about. They also throw their own pity parties on a regular basis–talking about their economic problems, the poverty, and how Argentina is worse off than practically any other country, and getting worse on a daily basis. Plus, when people hear my accent, they love to tell me how they’re learning English, but how Spanish must be so much more difficult to master (people looked so disappointed when I said that Spanish is actually one of the easiest languages to learn that I finally just stopped telling them). And I still haven’t gotten up the nerve to let anyone know that as far as I can tell, mate is a lot like, well, regular tea.

Oh, and by the way, people need to start putting comments up here. Otherwise I’ll think you all don’t appreciate all this hard work that I’m doing for you and I might just stop. And yeah, that’s a threat. Miss you all and stay in touch!

Categories: argentina

anywhere but here

January 20, 2005 · Leave a Comment

New year, new resolutions, new realization that I am never going to be an email list success story. So here’s part 2, a.k.a. my life in blog form for all of you not lucky enough to be hanging out with me in South America and sick of my sadly infrequent mass emails.

The original idea was to start posting here when I got down to Argentina. Not that it wouldn’t be completely thrilling for all of you to hear about my winter break in Iowa… oh never mind, you’re going to anyway, because my flight to Chicago last night was canceled (wow, bad weather in Chicago, who would’ve thought?) and I’ve already packed, run all my errands, and said all my goodbyes for my “practice” departure yesterday. So now I’m hugely bored and I guess I might as well just go ahead and start this thing.

So…. highlights of my time in Fairfield:

27–days spent at home (wow… that’s a lot… didn’t realize)

5 1/2–snow days that my brother and sister had in two weeks. Also, not coincidentally, the number of ice storms we had in that amount of time.

about 8–people I’ve known for 10 years or more that didn’t recognize me with brown hair

2 1/2–bars visited on the fairfield “pub crawl”

1–number of nice but talkative overalled farmers named Bob that we met during above pub crawl

18–pictures I took during this break

17–number of those pictures in which I look completely stoned

2 + cameo–number of patrick swayze movies I watched

25 minutes–time spent hanging out in the coffee shop parking lot (listen, that’s what we do in Iowa. Sometimes we hang out in other parking lots to switch it up.)

28–number of times I’ve said GOSH since seeing Napoleon Dynamite for the first time three days ago

3–people who owe me letters (you know who you are. Emails are fine if you’re lazy like that.)

0–days of snowboarding.

Right, so I realize now that I don’t have as much time as I thought I did, so I’ll just leave you all to guess all the other fabulousness of break and finish with one last thought, which is:

arbitrary large number–amount of angry I’ll be if I get stuck in Chicago today. Wish me luck.

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