Last Friday was quite possibly the most annoying day of my life. Not that I keep careful track or anything, but if there were a ranking it would have to be in the top 5. I would have written about it earlier, but you understand — it’s the kind of thing that takes awhile to be funny.
Anyway, back to the story. The prologue is that about 2 or 3 weeks ago we were assigned a group project in my Right to Information class. I have truly never been in a group that disorganized — everyone meant well, but only one person in the group even had a clue what the project was about, and somehow we just couldn’t get it together to meet. So the first 2 weeks consisted of hundreds of emails (okay, maybe not that many — but 5 a day for 2 weeks is still a lot) along the lines of: “what about thursday?” “no, i have to work on thursday afternoon” “oh, wait nevermind I can’t do thursday either, sorry i suggested it.” “what about friday morning?” “well, i have class at 10am, but we could do it before then” “no, i have class until 11 and then I work until 4:30.” “well, what about tomorrow?” “oh, sorry i didn’t show up, i didn’t get the message, you did send it awfully late at night…” etc. etc. So finally last wednesday the 3 of us that were in class that day decided to just set a time, so that at least the majority of the group would be there.
That time happened to be Friday afternoon at 1pm, but when I showed up there was only 1 other guy there. The two of us waited until 1:30 and then decided that since we at least had sort of a quorum and really couldn’t waste any more time, and since it was obviously completely impossible to have a meeting where everyone came, we’d just go ahead and do the project ourselves.
The project (I guess I should explain before I go any further) was to test Buenos Aires’ law on Access to Information. Technically, actually, we should have started the project the week it was assigned, because we were supposed to give the government agencies 10 days to respond to our request for info. But oh well. We had decided to ask how much it cost to widen Ave. 9 de Julio in 1993, so the two of us headed for the Subsecretaría de Infraestructura and Planeamiento. We got to the building around 2:05 — it’s a large square building on Ave. Carlos Pellegrini — headed to the 9th floor, and (after asking directions several times) finally found the office we were looking for.
Which had closed 10 minutes earlier. There was absolutely no one around, so we walked back down the halls we had visited until someone told us to head down to the 5th floor to the Dept. of Community Relations and talk to Guadalupe. On the 5th floor, asked directions a few more times. Finally found the office. Sat down and waited. 20 minutes later, Guadalupe emerged from her meeting to tell us that no, she didn’t have the information, and no, we couldn’t just give her the written request that we had with us. We had to give the request to the Subsecretaría de Planeamiento, and then they would find the information, give it to her, and then she would give it to us. Oh, the office is closed? well, why don’t you come back on Monday?
Obviously, it was time for plan B. Since we didn’t really have a plan B, we headed down to the 1st floor reception, who sent us over to the reception for (no joke) the other entrance to the building. Who sent us to the 8th floor, where they told us they don’t deal with the public. So we wandered around a little and finally found a nice lady who tried to be helpful, but was very busy and sort of forgot about us while we were waiting for her. Finally, she told us that she didn’t have the information, but that she could maybe make some calls for us… by that time we had already been waiting for almost 45 minutes, so we thanked her but told her that we could go talk to those people ourselves.
Building number 2, a few blocks away, didn’t have the information, and neither did building number 3 a few blocks farther down. After a few more tries, we found an office with a helpful guy who found the decree that we needed in about 2 minutes — except that for some reason, the price wasn’t mentioned at all in the authorization for the construction. Anyway, to make a long story short, we got shunted from building to building for awhile longer (I think we went to a couple of places more than once), and finally ended up in Public Services. Where we had to climb 5 flights of stairs because the elevator wasn’t working (and we couldn’t even FIND one of the flights of stairs, we had to ask directions AGAIN). But it seemed like we were in luck, sort of, because the guy in the office on the top floor told us that even though he didn’t have the information, he knew where we could find it. So we sat down and waited some more, and finally he came out and handed me a piece of paper with the address of the building he said we needed. While was…. wait for it… the Subsecretaría de Infraestructura y Planeamiento, on Ave. Carlos Pellegrini. Sound familiar? Yep, cause that’s the office where we started our afternoon.
I sort of stared at the paper in disbelief, and I think I might have made a funny noise, because the other guy in my group leaned in and looked over my shoulder… and we just started laughing, because there was nothing else to do… but I couldn’t swear that it wasn’t bitter, bitter laughter. Anyway, by that time it was around 6pm, and since we still had no idea what had happened to the other 2 people in our group, we had to go write up what we had done (walked around in circles — literally — for 4 hours), and what we had found (nothing).
So I thought it was over, and just today I was starting to be able to really laugh about it (without simultaneously wanting to hurl random objects against the wall), when my most annoying afternoon ever got a new lease on life… the professor liked our project so much that we’re required to attend next week’s theory class — the last one of the semester, at 7pm and AFTER our last partial exam, normally more or less optional… and the evening before my horribly frightening oral exam in Latin American History. Which means that I have 4 hours less to study. How could I not be thrilled?