It’s been a busy first week in Rio, full of apartment-hunting, new faces, language embarassments as I rediscover the carioca accent and vocab, (nice to know that all those words I picked up in Mozambique will get me absolutely nowhere here), accidental bus detours, missed phone calls (because my cellphone is made to look pretty rather than be at all useful) and lots of hours at FGV. Here, while we’re at it, is a brief list of things that I learned last week:
1. That thing I do where I pretend to understand what people are saying while hoping that I’ll either get it eventually or be able to google it later? Not really a good idea, and that goes double when it comes to directions and street names. I know…. this should go without saying, especially since I’ve said it before (probably here) and made all sorts of resolutions never to do it again. I keep reminding myself that the embarassed I’ll feel at having to ask for the street name, ask them to say it more slowly, ask them to spell it, ask them to spell it again, ask them to name two cross streets and one major landmark it’s near, ask them to spell the names of all of the above, etc. etc. is nothing compared to the embarassment of having to ask for all this information in successive phone calls over the span of an hour while I wander around the bairro, completely and totally lost. But even knowing this, I can’t stop — I swear it’s compulsive.
2. Knowing that I have the compulsion above, I should plan on always getting lost on the way to any new place and should apply sunscreen accordingly.
3. Just because I took the 584 home from Ipanema does not mean that I can take it home from Botafogo. Or rather, I can take it home, as long I don’t mind going from Botafogo to Humaita (which are literally right next to each other) by way of Rio Sul Shopping, Leme, Copacabana, Ipanema, Leblon, Jardim Botanico… thus turning a should-be 10 minute trip into over an hour of bus time.
4. Brazilian bikinis are even smaller than I remembered.
5. Not all clubs in Rio are created equal. This became abundantly clear on Saturday night, when I decided to check out a supposedly-electronica club in Copacabana with some friends, because it’s been a long time since I’ve heard good electronica music and I was feeling nostalgic for Buenos Aires. Unfortunately, instead of techno out to be some sort of awful british punk/slightly remixed rock that at times veered toward house beats but never quite made it. Not only that but half the people there were only about 15 years old — doubly ironic since it is the only place in Rio I have ever been carded, and I almost didn’t get in because I didn’t have my ID.
6. The only thing worse than death-metal-boy’s music is death metal boy practicing the electric guitar by playing the same 6 bars of the song at full volume (and with metronome), over, and over, and over, and over… when I am trying to sleep.